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A bloated pasty slog characterized by a fear of water and morality.
Ted Kennedy (Lardass Liberalis Extremis) is a species prone to serious migrational difficulties, a result of decreased navigational ability usually caused by the mass consumption of alcohol and may account for why the species is facing extinction. Expectedly, most experts agree that the planet as a whole will actually benefit from the inevitable extinction of this species and speculate that the “missing third bullet” has yet to do its work.
by secondarymotion May 31, 2007

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