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technofoggie 

An older person who has no idea how to use anything technical, such as a dvd player, computer, cell phone.
An older person who needs their son or daughter to set up their television, stereo, A/V system, computer, cell phone, install software, show them how to use any electronic device.
I am such a technofggie, I had to call my son and ask him to come over and hook up my new big screen TV, cable box and DVR. My mom is such a technofoggie that I had to go over to her house and show her how to use her new cellphone and set up her bluetooth in her car.
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Technogeek 

An individual that embraces specialized technological interests, often at the expense of human relationships.

Technogeeks can generally work with computers at some level, but can be artists, scientists, mathemeticians, or scholars in a variety of fields that rely on technology.
My brother-in-law is a technogeek. He's always sitting at his computer designing something.
Technogeek by Pesto Peet April 24, 2009

technagoraphobia 

The fear of being in an open place away from technology. Tech (technology) + agoraphobia (the fear of open places) = the fear of open places without technology.
Richard could not enjoy camping because he didn't have his Palm Pilot, laptop and cell phone.

Technogenarian 

Tech savvy senior citizens. Computer literate baby boomers.
My grandma is such a technogenarian. She loves her new iPod.
Technogenarian by W. R. Marler January 12, 2009

technofogger 

This is a device for turning liquids into smoke-like vapour. The liquid can contain nicotine and is usually called e-liquid.

Also known as an electronic cigarette, e-cig, personal vapourising device
I'm going to vape with my technofogger.
technofogger by Narkybeast January 14, 2009

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.
Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.
Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011

technogility 

The ability to make technology work.
His high level of technogility makes him an excellent choice for Chief Technology Officer. Or, my 92 year old mother's low technogility prevents her from making use of a tablet.
technogility by Forehammer June 13, 2016