elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,
What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!
by FeyJay January 4, 2011
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a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.
sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).
by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009
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The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.
Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.
by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006
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