4 definitions by Diquey Tiqle

mouth labes

In short, a person's lips. Used specifically for someone with saggy, overly moist lips.

Effing that whore's mouth labes was almost ike sex with Oprah.

by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009

teat flap

a tit that is less than 1 inch in depth but at least 6 inches long. when lifted teat flaps will often reveal hives of parasites and insects that use the underside of the teat as their mating grounds.

sometimes i think of your grannie's teat flaps when 8===(,,,,)==D -ing (m-bating).

by Diquey Tiqle August 11, 2009

Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009

Queef Cloud

The amorphous gathering of vaginal smog that is emitted from a puss during the act of queefing, often carrying a strong aroma. Often attracts rappers.

Susan's queef cloud was so strong that pretty soon half of the NBA was elbows deep in her squish mitten.

by Diquey Tiqle December 16, 2009