tear job 

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

tear job by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

tearjob

When someone wipes tears onto the palm of their hand and proceeds to give a handjob.

I made Stacey cry last night and she ended up giving me a tearjob.

tearjob by dolphinoutofwater January 3, 2021