Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

Bilbo Teabaggins by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009

teabaging

The act of placing ones testicles into the participants mouth.

Suck my balls please Gladys.
Of cause I'll teabag your nutsack Cyril. Cyril loves teabaging

teabaging by Ady hitler October 15, 2013

Dildo Teabaggins 

Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.

friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?

you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.

Dildo Teabaggins by Dicklechips April 8, 2010

Bilbo Teabaggins

A hobbit who "wants his shire back," though he can never seem to explain exactly who he wants it back from.

Can usually be seen carrying a poster of Gandalf with a Hitler moustache, even though most of the other hobbits seem to think he's doing a pretty decent job as Wizard.

There goes Bilbo Teabaggins protesting again...I don't whether to feel sorry for his mental illness, or just punch him in the face.

Bilbo Teabaggins by Herbin' Dick December 15, 2009

teabagitis 

a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."

Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.

teabagitis by 1 beat off June 2, 2010

Teabagius 

Teabagius is a Sixth Generation Roman General responsible for creating the act of "tea-bagging"

Do you know who came up with Teabagging? Yes I do...it was Teabagius!

Teabagius by shamino_the_great October 13, 2020