1. A small paper bag used to dispurse tea flavoring throughout a boiling pot of water.

2.To run your nutsack across an unsuspecting victim's face
1."Honey, when the water starts to boil, throw in a teabag"

2."When Joey fell today, I got him so bad with a major teabag"
by DoucewaffleMckuntnugget May 30, 2009
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To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person
Brenda was all passe dout with her mouth open and Billy teabagged her"
by Rachel March 16, 2003
(v). To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her.
by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho January 23, 2003
1) To insert one's nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon's left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.
by Demon Phoenix 1337 April 10, 2005
(n. or v.) To place testicles in someone's mouth and procede in a up and down motion.
Shut up or I'll tea bag you
by The clit commander April 11, 2003
When you wake up to feel something that's warm, soft and fuzzy on your face and you realize that it isn't a puppy.
Jesse awoke to find a puppy on his face. Wait, that's not a puppy...
by thefinpope March 16, 2005
to stick your saggin balls on someones face while they are sleeping
i tea baged joe at teh sleepover
by Dude Dan January 16, 2003
Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.
I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.
by GhastlyChaos June 03, 2005
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