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Damn dude sometimes Kyle is such a tomber. I heard he tried to hang himself again last week.
Tomber by ObaboSacredTexts May 18, 2019
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hehehe. well to be honest it doesn't actually mean anything. its just a fun thing to shout when you're bored. TOMBERRY!!!!!!!
ooh yay tomberry
tomberry by simon quack June 28, 2004

Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.
Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.
Tomberculosis by Sir-HC February 9, 2019
The generation before boomer, on their way to the graveyard
OK Tomber!
TOMBER by yactaalea August 7, 2020
Someone born between 1925-1945. Is probably senile and needs constant care to stay alive.
Hey look at Sally over there that old gal was alive during WWII!
Damn! What a toomber, eh.
toomber by kurtcocaine_ February 2, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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