Tanooki should be yelled during any and every situation. Fuck someone over? Tanooki. During sex? Cumming? Tanooki! While drinking? Fuck "cheers". Tanooki is where it's at.
Twooker-Noun.
Twooker is tweet language for hooker. On twitter we have our own language. We call ourselves Twookers. The men that see us are not tricks.. They are twicks :)
its only proper and we are just trying to be ho-litically correct :)
A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.
This happens when going to the toilet to do a number 2. While excreting the poo, a constant push with out a pause or hesitation, the poo it hits the water before it snaps off your anus. Thus creating a unique bond from Anus-Poo-Porcelain!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, come check this out! Look how long my shit is... "
Guy 2: "That's fucken long man... That's a Tabookie!"