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Tabookie 

This happens when going to the toilet to do a number 2. While excreting the poo, a constant push with out a pause or hesitation, the poo it hits the water before it snaps off your anus. Thus creating a unique bond from Anus-Poo-Porcelain!
Guy 1: "Hey dude, come check this out! Look how long my shit is... "
Guy 2: "That's fucken long man... That's a Tabookie!"
Tabookie by Flangelo86 April 29, 2015
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tabookietebokieteboo 

So I love there's no word for it
tabookietebokieteboo to my husband

Taborlake 

A gated community in Lexington, KY filled with upper-middle class business owners, doctors and lawyers. Some may see it as a less neurotic version of Wysteria Lane where housewives are abundant with the soul purpose of giving their children whatever they ask for and making dinner for their husband. Parents have an unexplainable knack for giving their kids everything they ask for and still convince themselves that the kids aren't spoiled (even the kids believe they have it rough). The teenagers in this neighborhood have a gift for getting the most messed up at parties and being general fuck ups but they aren't worried because their parents will make sure they get everything they want in the en. After all, a Dad's method of bonding with their kid is shelling out cash and buying expensive gifts instead of spending time with them.

Aside from the freakish resemblance to Desperate Housewives with the gossip and drama, the houses are huge, beautiful and immaculate with a great southern charm. The tennis courts are always filled in the summer and the pool is great for the teenagers and college kids to lay around while getting drunk at 1 in the afternoon. The neighborhood looks perfect when you drive through.
Hey you live in Taborlake?
Taborlake by lulu8787 December 13, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026