Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".

Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Hakuna your tatas by Hakuna'd Tatas March 10, 2014

tatstak 

Slang for a female's breasts. Normally used as part of a demand - never a request.

Link checked the tatstak. What a nice tatstak!

tatstak by johnmguy November 21, 2011

TATSNBN

TATSNBN is The Abomination That Shall Not Be Named A Term used to refer to the 4th edition of the Dungeons & Dragons game (produced) by Wizards of the Coast, used primarily by those who prefer the earlier (TSR-produced) versions. It is a tongue in cheek play on the abbreviation TETSNBN.

If I didn't want to discuss TETSNBN, what makes you think I would want to discuss TATSNBN.

TATSNBN by Dragonsfoot Member Since 2002 November 17, 2019

Tats Mcormack 

A busty woman, rocking two fat jugs; rarely fully concealed. Most likely to be a milf to some degree.

"Jesus Christ Joseph, have you seen the rack on Alison?!"

"Aye mate - a full on Tats Mcormack."

Tats Mcormack by wackypound December 15, 2011

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

tats 

Short way of saying tattoos.

I love your tats~they're awesome!

tats by Starchylde June 11, 2016