My pimp- daddy, the coolest person you will ever meet. He knows how to make his own shaft and builds shrines dedicated to lax. He is a true bro at heart. A boss at everything. Reminds most of teddy bears, even when he wears lax pennies to sleep. He gets dome from girls all the time.
"YOOOO! TASSILOOO IS SUCH A BROOO"
I wish i were as cool as tassilo...