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Oftentimes resembling douche-like qualities and expressing high levels of douchbaggery. The aforementioned exhibits ferry tendencies in borderline homosexual situations they typically initiate. Characteristics include wearing frayed jeans with flip flops, drinking canned Busch beer, and frequenting local North Side of Chicago Wrigleyville drinking establishments. Physical qualities consist of receding hairlines that of Simple Jack from the movie Tropic Thunder and browsing ESPN message boards.

Additional attributes include exhibiting Gump-like qualities, drinking merlot at the bar, red-shirted asses, Bill Cosby sweater wearing, blue-tooth headset talking, huge bleacher spoiler wing driving, taters.
by tater_hater November 02, 2008
 
1.
PO-TA-TOES, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. Lovely, big, golden chips, w/a nice piece of fried fish.
Even you couldn't say no to that.
OH yes we could. Ruins a good fish. Give it to us raw, and wrrrrigggling.
by k dawg August 27, 2004
 
2.
Redneck term for potato.
Hey yuns grab me suma them thur tater chips and a beer!
by soupbadger June 07, 2005
 
3.
a potato or potatoes.
i feel like eating taters
by TATERLOVER23 February 23, 2009
 
4.
Originally meaning potato, also commonly used as a nickname, esp. for children, small animals or something cute.

Bit of a redneck equivalent of the French word 'chou'.
Kid: Mom, I'm hungry.
Mother: OK Tater, I'll make you a sandwich.
by Miss Maryland February 13, 2009
 
5.
One who is a fan of the Clemson Tigers. Originally an agricultural school, "tater" has become a nickname for anyone who goes to the school or supports its team.
Carolina Fan: "Did you see them damn taters in town today?"
Carolina fan 2: "Yep, they were missing their front teeth."
by jsmith823 August 31, 2012
 
6.
A nude picture, usually sent via text message, of someone you really don't want to see naked. Usually the person sending these messages is oblivious and just sends them for the hell of it.
Orin told me I've got a tater coming today, I need to watch my phone like a hawk so I can delete it in time.
by Rhern1985 June 15, 2011
 
7.
A Clemson university fan, alumni, or supporter in any way. Dates back to when they could pay their athletic support dues with potatoes. Not a compliment.
"That tater is gonna be sad come November."

"Haters gonna hate and taters gonna tate."

"I hate stupid taters, they always quote history."
by TaterTimTheSlimJim April 24, 2013