I'm too drunk to taste this chicken 

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! 

the jingle that lives rent free in your head!

hey guys have you heard the burger king jingle? it goes whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! isnt it a great song?

whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper flame grilled taste with perfect toppers i rule this day! by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating 

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should

Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating by The Band Aid April 23, 2010

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! 

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! by Shawn B. January 15, 2007