by cshipplays May 1, 2020
The Tash is a being of immense power mentioned by several different ancient civilisations. All these civilisations have met there end upon encounter with The Tash. Its power is so awesome that it once managed to destroy the entire earth and put it back together so quickly that no one knew until he told them. He has also been known to severely beat his son and then tell anyone who was witness to the event, “Don’t look at him." He has also been known to appear as if out of nowhere just to beat his son with anything he can find at hand and in most cases cause severe injury to him. His son has also been known to be beaten no matter what it is he does and has also give an alarm to one of his friend so that should he misbehave he can come and give him a severe beating. It has also been rumoured that he is more powerful than Chuck Norris but due to the immense power of both of them they have never fought as it would most undoubtedly destroy the world.
What happened here?
The Tash happened.
The Tash happened.
by Deadmatt June 12, 2009
The Tash Peterson is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period and end up with period blood all down your face and chest.
by Craig.paul September 6, 2021
"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."
by Stottie Kyek July 23, 2008
This is a fine art, it requires a high amount of skill and accuracy. This so-called move can be peroformed on either male or female and leaves a disgusting stench under the nose and maybe even a stain. there is a worked example shown...
First the male or female inserts his index finger or maybe 2 fingers depending on the victim into his rectum or maybe just rubs the crack and then goes in for the kill but rubbing these 2 fingers across his/hers victims upper lip and then claims it by shouting "Shit Tash..1-0" or "Schnibledddd!"
by WiLLo May 6, 2004
She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
Shorthand for "Hitler's moustache". This describes a woman's pubic hair when she has shaved almost all of it off, leaving only a thin strip of hair covering her vulva.
So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:
a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
So named for its similarity to Adolf Hitler's moustache, which was threefold:
a) It was also narrow and dark.
b) It also "lay above the lips".
c) It can move hypnotically, with a strange effect on the weak-minded.
I asked my first girlfriend if she would shave her beaver, and it turns out she was a member of PETA so I ended up getting slapped.
Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.
Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".
If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
Then I asked my second girlfriend if she would shave her Map of Tasmania, and it turns out she was an Australian Aborigine so she cut me with a flint-knapped knife.
Last night I asked my third girlfriend to shave her Hitler tash, and she looked at me and said "I'm Jewish".
If the Mossad come looking for me, I'm not at home, okay?
by HMB May 23, 2007