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a small mexican chubby man/woman
hey look at that fat taquito just standen there like a bitch
taquito by gareth leach January 2, 2006
1. Diminutive of the word taco in spanish.

2. Rob Schneider's gay gardener name in "The Hot Chick".
1. "I dont want a big taco! I want a taquito!"

2. Taquito wears pink bandanas.
Taquito by humans are scary April 8, 2006
The offspring of 'Taco Benders'. Often seen running uncontrolled around the WalMart store.
These little taquitos drive me nuts, let's get the fuck out of here.
taquito by Immigration January 11, 2008
Spanish for a small taco. Also a slang for a Mexican's micropenis.
I used to date a Mexican guy, his taquito was adorable!
taquito by Earfox October 2, 2017
A person of hispanic decent who lives in a urban environment, usually petite, has extreme racial urges and speaks mexican.
"What a fucking Taquito"
"He is so petite what a Taquito"
"If I were such a Taquito I would kill myself"
Taquito by aidiniz September 25, 2022