by Brandan L. October 8, 2008
An act of public intoxication in which you go to Quick Trip gas station and order taquitos to continue your night of festivities. Usually takes place when cops are around.
"Dude! Are you ready to get taquito-raped tonight?!"
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."
"The wedding was beautiful. But what really topped it off was getting taquito-raped afterwards."
by TRedBecca March 23, 2012
When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
by the tacquistador December 1, 2013
The long awaited sequal to the universal magnum opus that is "it's raining tacos" and, just like It's predecessor, it is a timeless masterpiece that will be cherished for generations and generations. All hail TAQUITOS!!!!!!
by Russian Vesper April 20, 2019
This menuvar can only be preformed by the very few masters of cock, You must be having sex in a taco bell bathroom, the woman must take a steak or chicken taquito and the man must put his dick in it but the head of the penis must be sticking out the woman proceeds to lick the head as if it were an ice cream then she opens wide and the man shoves his cock down here throat then ejaculates down here throat.
by Cock flexor 69 April 22, 2008
Someone who hoards all taquitos in sight, may even open a taquito fund, in which tax money derived from the purchase of taquitos goes straight to the taquito fund, not the state.
May be abbreviated as tqw.
May be abbreviated as tqw.
by lulo922 September 27, 2009
When a man or she-male with an uncircumcised penis has anal sex with a woman who is dirty, and nasty. After a few thrusts you pull out you penis and; you have a Beef Taquito which is when your penis has corn and other un-digested food particles on the foreskin from your partner's anal cavity.
Cole: Man last night I was fuckin' this nasty girl, when I finished, my dick looked like a Beef Taquito.
Andrew: A Beef Taquito?, dude you should never tell that story, that's fuckin' nasty!!!
Andrew: A Beef Taquito?, dude you should never tell that story, that's fuckin' nasty!!!
by JulianaBenton December 26, 2008