Girl 1: Omg Jonathan Smith sent me a dick pic look!
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
Girl 2: Oh my, thats fucking gross he has taquito meat
by your mom’s favorite side piece April 27, 2021
With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin
After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.
by souperpig December 22, 2008
To feel the urge to FOMO/ feel bullish into a project at its' peak and then undergo "undercutting" by .1 until it sells for a 1eth+ loss. Floor usually rises after getting taquito slayer'd
by undercut December 13, 2021
A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.
by Jeffronius August 30, 2006
When a mexican with the runs(must eat Taco Bell) shits in a burrito, tops it of with sour cream jizz and his partner eats it
by OG mud January 16, 2015
The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.
"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."
by Green Taquito July 18, 2017
Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
by Jimmy_Changa January 27, 2021