by Poiresg October 18, 2017
Unfathomable physical, psychological, and spiritual trauma from eating misshapen food at a restaurant, which inevitably causes explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. The syndrome is difficult for medical and mental health professionals to diagnose, as they feature elements of psychosis, poly-substance use, and demonic possession.
"I've WebMDed my symptoms and it appears that I have butt cancer... or Tanzy."
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."
"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"
"The plane had to have an emergency landing due to three of it's passengers presenting with Tanzy Fever."
"I'd rather have a finger in my buzzball and two broken gonads than endure Tanzy"
by Ronald Murphy September 25, 2017
A Tanzi is someone who is by far, beyond awesome. A Tanzi is a chilled guy who enjoys sports, music, girls and anything that satisfies him enough.
by Itsalltruebro September 1, 2015
Tanzy is a sweet, kind girl. She’s quiet and shy at first, but once she opens up, you’ll find her just as weird as everyone. She has many fandoms and reads and writes all the time. She’s amazing and the best friend you could ever ask for!
by IceCube15 July 15, 2018
by D. Flo March 25, 2004
A very loud girl who cannot keep her mouth shut when it comes to being serious. She is dumb and said that you can get your virginity back, and she is always taking peoples earphones. Don't hang around a Tanzy trust me you wont regret it. The End.
Boy 1: Yo you saw Tanzy yesterday?
Boy 2: Yeah she was wildin talkin bout she got her virginity back lmao
Boy 1: wtf she crazy crazy
Boy 2: Yeah she was wildin talkin bout she got her virginity back lmao
Boy 1: wtf she crazy crazy
by K Boi 3000 October 31, 2018