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tampon destructor 

Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
tampon destructor by Telephony November 7, 2014

tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.
"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
tampon dick by FlatG2 July 1, 2007

no tampon December 

Girls can't use the tampon in december or they will lose the challenge
I have just lost NTD (no tampon December)

Tampon Dick Fart

1. A friend who is very nice to you, because he treats you with respect and dignity because of your personality and looks.
2. Can be found at CVS for $1.99.
3. Your teacher who gives you many quizzes.
4. Your mom or dad's Chinese name, or favorite food.
I said to my friend, because I looked up the definition on UrbanDictionary.com, "Hey (insert name here), you are a Tampon Dick Fart."
Tampon Dick Fart by Hugh G. Rekshion December 31, 2008

tampon drunk

Soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your vagina or asshole to make you feel drunk
Her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk
tampon drunk by Fuk'n Twat Nugget December 28, 2014

tampon dance 

When a female nervously wiggles when a needed feminine hygiene product isn't immediately available.
My sister-in-law was doing the tampon dance, so I quickly made up a reason to leave the room while my wife went to the bathroom to help her out.
tampon dance by markvz April 30, 2010