tallahasse turnpike

what the fuck u think it is

"i hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"man what is wrong with u"

tallahasse turnpike by i am god . June 27, 2020

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tallahasse oatmeal

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal

tallahasse oatmeal by motoboat August 8, 2010

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tallahasse turnpike

man what the fuck u think it is

"hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"you fuckin snake"

tallahasse turnpike by i am god . June 27, 2020

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Tallahasse flap jack

A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.

I was feeling quite awry about life until Carl introduced me to the Tallahasse flap jack.

Tallahasse flap jack by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009

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tallahasse oatmeal surprise

We had the greatest Tallahasse oatmeal surprise tonight since she had to crap and the topping was extra thick

tallahasse oatmeal surprise by motoboat August 8, 2010

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Tallahasse Night Stick

Take your erect dick and slap the girl across the face with it repeatedly

Joe Tallahasse Night Sticked Nicole

Tallahasse Night Stick by Iceman5435 January 8, 2017

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The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!

The Tyrant of Tallahassee by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

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