Taint stank 

The rancid body odor that emits from a man's taint (the area between the ball sack and the asshole) usually after sweating or exerting some sort of effort.

DUDE1: "Dude, after doing that workout I've got some EPIC taint stank."

DUDE2: "Yeah, dude, I know... I can smell it from here."

Taint stank by GAActor June 7, 2010

tartstank 

the stink on your clothes after visiting a gentlemen's club without having even touched a stripper

I have to keep an extra set of clothes in my car to fool my wife as the febreeze isn't covering up the tartstank

tartstank by Piggypotpie October 7, 2009

Taintstache 

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

Taintstache by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

Tailstanked

climbing over numerous hurdles only to find out that the result was not in your favor.

Derived from the Quote "Chasing your tail only to find out that your ass stinks"

"Wakes it is a shame you got Tailstanked on that PF deal".

"TT said I can go out with the boys. It is a shame I got tailstanked with the DUI"

"Yo Tooz you can keep that deal. Great I got tailstanked with a decline."

Tailstanked by johny cakes February 9, 2010

Tainttanger 

Make-up artist in the porn industry specializing in genitailia enhancement.

After the fluffer finished her duties the tainttanger applied the finishing touches.

Tainttanger by RDM November 26, 2003

taintstrand 

the first and foremost stand of hair on your young taint

Oh my God! A taintstrand! It only took me 16 years!

taintstrand by Taint123 January 5, 2010

Twinkstank 

The stinch you obtain after preforming sexual acts on a twinks anus.

Just got done fucking Colby and still got a little twinkstank on my hog.

Twinkstank by Hossy therry January 8, 2024