Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch 

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Tag me in that, thanks. 

Asking to be tagged in a picture, action, place, person, or thing and being thankful for that tag.

Hey that milkshake looks tasty. Tag me in that, thanks.

Tag me in that, thanks. by TeamFireCrotch June 2, 2009

tag me in that photograph

The facebook-inspired phrase for when you like something. A lot. If it were a photo, you'd want to be all over that.

Hey gurl, I just got tickets to see Jay-Z and Kanye West.

Gurl, tag me in that photograph!

tag me in that photograph by dariababygurl October 21, 2011

Tag me in 

Basically, when a person says " Mind your business", turn to your bestie. Tell them to tag me in. Then say " It's my business now. So what up"

" You saw ya bestie arguing with a basic bitch who obviously wants that smoke. You come up to them and ask whats wrong. The basic bitch said to mind your business. You turn to your bestie and said tag me in"
You: its my business now bitch. So what up.

Tag me in by chick1234 June 13, 2018

tag her in 

getting a girls number by talking to them. aka spitting your game.

Guy 1: " yo, wats steve doin over there with brittney?"
Guy 2: " hes trying to tag her in bro, but i dont think its gunna happen, hes been tryin for a while"

tag her in by BUDDIE B January 9, 2010

i would tag u in a maggu 

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

i would tag u in a maggu by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

Glow in the dark boner tag 

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

Glow in the dark boner tag by ZachAttack792 July 19, 2010