Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

Squirting cum after male masturbation.

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. by mtspacey March 2, 2011

tadpoling 

When middle-aged women go on the prowl for younger men for easy sex. A frequent activity undertaken by urban cougars.

Denise, a recent divorcee, had only one weekend a month when her ex would take the kids; on those rare occasions, she frequently got slutted up to go tadpoling at the local college pubs and bars.

tadpoling by KennNnNnZ June 14, 2007

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

set the tadpoles free by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

tadpoling 

tadpoling: to date a man that is at least 10 years younger

tadpoler: a women dating a much younger man

You are tadpoling by dating such a young man.

tadpoling by R E Miller December 9, 2008

Testicle Tadpoles

Testicle Tadpoles: n. A peciluar, yet humorous way of refering to sperm.

Saudi's testicle tadpoles are swimming in his girlfriend's eye ball.

"Sensually suck the pole, and I'll give you some testicle tadpoles."

Testicle Tadpoles by Woo-Ladd February 24, 2009

Rounding up the tadpoles 

Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey

"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"

"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"

Rounding up the tadpoles by AJT67 September 1, 2007

albino tadpoles 

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc

'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'

albino tadpoles by -Legion- October 29, 2005