Strangling the parrot, punishing percy in the palm, spanking the monkey
"Alright Ezz? Vanessa still up on the blocks is she?"
"Yeah, it's been over a week now, been Rounding up the tadpoles"
When your tool is literally "off the job"; due to some nasty socially spreadable disease.
"What about poor old E-Monster - got a bad dose of the clap, bet his prong's gonna be doing nothing more than dangling at the moment - Poor Prongdangle".
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