27 definitions by Adam the definer !
A poutling is a young girl who takes selfies and posts them on social networking sites ,she pouts like a trout but is young and easily misguided by todays culture.A poutling may grow out of the bitchy way she has been born into or she may progress to being a total bitch who loves herself and masturbates in the mirror with a hairbrush handle.Either way a poutling is easily groomed and pure jailbait.
who is that poutling on your facebook with the small firm titties ?
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
I have no idea she added me as a friend and says she is eighteen
No fucking way is she eighteen ,more like eight ,watch out that poutling will get you locked up dude!
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
i fucked a fit bird last night she was well impressed with my cock ,she said she her last boyfriend was a little willymilly
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
Hit it hard is a saying used in the the motorcycling world,typically said by your friends or family as you set off for a ride.The reason it is said is because they dont want to see you in a wheelchair if you crash and would rather you be dead for yours and their sakes.
(son) going for a ride on his suzuk bandit 1200
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
Im out for a while on my bike !
(parents) Hit it hard son,hit it hard.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
when you sit down and squash your low hanging scrotum and balls under your arse.usually when its hot and sweaty.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.
any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
A mickit or micket is a slang name for a spastic or bady physically deformed person.used mainly in england from the 1980's
by Adam the definer ! June 16, 2015