taco rat orgy

The act of having and interacting in sexual intercourse and activities with a big group (at least 12) of people and a couple of rats (approx. 5-7 rats). Kids can be included. It has to be held in a big living room and all the members participating in the orgy have to be covered in mustard while their genitals are covered in the "special sauce" (a sauce made of mixing ketchup and mayonnaise together and a little rat poison)

Activities include the "swing-set mayo surprise" where members participating swing from a swing set while riding each other letting the rats lick the mustard and sauce of their genitals. It is called the surprise because usually when one cums it leaves a white surprise on the on the chair, if a man, it will shoot out a surprise for the other members to catch with their mouth.

Other activites can include the "Rape Train" or the "Wonderful Pyramid" which are usually explained before the ceremony.

Tacos are provided before, during and after the ceremony and games.

Ex 1: "Guys, I'm feeling down for a Taco Rat Orgy".

Ex 2: Women: " I'm bored of sex"

Guy: "Lets go to Niggel joe's house! Hes hosting a Taco Rat Orgy!"

Ex 3: (On live): "HEY SHADOW SNIPERZ, YOU FUCKING SUCK AT COD, GO HAVE A FUCKING RAT ORGY FAG!"

Ex 4: Guy: Mom?

Mom: What?

Guy: I have AIDS

Mom: WHAAAAA

Guy: yea, HIV positive

Mom: fuck this, I'm done. ill be back before 6, going to Niggel's Taco Rat Orgy.

taco rat orgy by Asshole Riggins March 5, 2011

sausage to taco ratio 

The amount of guys compared to the amount of girls in a group or place.

Guy 1: Hey do you think you could get us into that party?
Guy 2: What's your sausage to taco ratio?
Guy 1: 1 to 1.
Guy 2: Yeah come on over.

sausage to taco ratio by Peaceful Kaos September 9, 2010