Someone who spends all his time making up fake stories about his ex because he wants people to feel sorry for him.
He is a walking tabloid and the only people that will listen to his made up stories about her are the gutter trash losers that subscribe to him.
by LaDeena July 4, 2009
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Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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A tabloid puppet is a person who uses the mainstream media as their main source for information on political and entertainment matters. This person will believe almost anything, even the most ignorant rumors and slanderous lies, as long as its on TV or in a magazine, without any factual proof.

Tabloid puppets do not ever research and investigate the information that the media claims is true, which is usually half of the time fact mixed with rumor, false information, and random shit someone made off their head. Because of this, tabloid puppets can be very politically unaware and base their conclusions off of false affirmations. Tabloid puppets do not question what is said on their TVs or in the magazines, on the contrary, they spread the information to friends and colleagues.

Most tabloid puppets are educated through the brainwashing minds of CNN and FOX News and other various news networks. The more ignorant, gullible tabloid puppets usually watch shows such as "Entertainment Tonight", "Access Hollywood" and "TMZ". Don't get me started on magazines, those are even worse.

Unfortunately, the majority of the American public are tabloid puppets, and such make poor conclusions daily on politicians, celebrities, and other prominent figures shown in the mass media.
"Dude, did you know that Angelina Jolie said she is running for president?!!"

"Wow dude, you're such a tabloid puppet."

"I told my mom that the President was caught looking at this girl's ass, and she called me a tabloid puppet."
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A person who primarily derives pleasure from acquiring and then spreading private, sensitive, and potentially harmful information about other people. Such activities are typically their primary form of entertainment, and they usually justify their behavior by pointing out how common and "normal" it is.
My neighbor is basically a human tabloid. Every time I speak to her, she is always so damn eager to share sensitive personal information (juicy gossip) about other people, while simultaneously trying to nose her way into my own affairs, no doubt intending to spread my own dirt far and wide as well. Usually, she feigns genuine concern, but she is obviously solely motivated by the prospect of entertaining herself, because at no point does she use the information she gains to actually help anybody. What a bitch. Human tabloids like her are everywhere, so you gotta stay on your toes.
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Commercial televsion programming marketing itself as "news" but containing little or no relevant content to news or reality. Often contains flashy graphics, loud presenters and is often slanted in one category (such as celebrity focus, political viewpoint or sensationalized news events). Tabloid TV often relies more on the audiences preconceptions and capitlizes on emotional responses rather than fact.
Fox News is Tabloid TV - presenting a "panel of fair and balanced experts" on a political viewpoint tend to have a very right wing/conservative viewpoint. Discussions tend to be one way, and dissent is normally ridiculed.

CNN has Tabloid TV content - regarding "twitter" and other forms of social netowrking in the newscast instead of presenting disticntly as commentary.

Inside Edition - nearly entirely celebrity focus with sensationalized crime stories. Tabloid TV in its entirety.

"Fox is Tabloid TV."
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A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.
I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.
by SLVA January 22, 2011
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