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1.
An entertainment show with no morals in regards to who they report about. They treat others' misery as if people want to know about it ("What is Martha Stewart doing now in jail? We've got the EXCLUSIVE details!!"). A sad show that needs to be taken off the air, and is a prime example of the stoicism in media today.
Entertainment Tonight is now running a story of how the parapalegic Terry Schiavo is supposedly bulemic right now. How dare they try to gain from a living person who is currently suffering.
by DCX Returns March 24, 2005
 
2.
The combination of hole cards in Texas hold'em Poker including a King and an Eight.
When the flop came King-King-Eight, i went all in because i was holding Entertainment Tonight.
by Rowdy Butthole September 12, 2008