tableweed 

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.

Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?

tableweed by winkler December 9, 2008

Tatehead

Another word for those known as scallies, chavs, charvers, spides, etc. This word originated in Wakefield, West Yorkshire, and is derived from 'Council Estate - Head', though another theory on the origins of the word suggest it may have originated from the fact that the head of your average chav is about akin to a potato in intelligence, though this is less likely. The word was first heard to be used by a rather middle class young lad by the name of J. Moate.

'Bloody 'ell, let's go t't next bus stop, this 'uns full 'ot tateheads'

Tatehead by Xzamuel December 27, 2004

tabhead 

Someone who thinks that even the simplest of tasks are so insurmountable that they aren't even worth attempting.

A Tabhead is often mistaken for being lazy.

My girlfriend was ready to give up. I told her, "Don't be a Tabhead, they don't close for an hour and we're only 30 minutes away".

tabhead by MastaKraka September 28, 2017

TubeHead 

Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.

{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!

TubeHead by Telephony August 13, 2016

table head 

A blowjob given from beneath a table.

I didn't notice Laura giving Dillon table head until I dropped my knife!

table head by Aideoghoi August 8, 2016

tatehead

tatehead: a.k.a. : Chav, Charver, Tosh, Kev, Ned, Scally, Townie, Barry, (female: kappa slappa)

etc etc etc

I got beaten up by a herd of tateheads last week.

tatehead by Nosferatu December 28, 2004

table head 

a person with a very flat top of the head, on which things could be placed

whoah that guy's got a table head, I could put a drink on that!

table head by mr.know.it.all May 2, 2006