An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.
by Joe March 2, 2005
a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
G: duh!
T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done
G: ok
R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
by sk8a August 4, 2008
When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
OH SHIT MAN THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING
by FvS January 30, 2009
Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
by ROFLMFAO2009 August 24, 2009
A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.
by Datkid99 October 28, 2009
When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
by Lickymcfuckfox April 18, 2018
When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.
Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!
by blondiemclicious January 15, 2012