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An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.
Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.
by Joe March 01, 2005
To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)
Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.
by JoeBob1234654 March 16, 2007
A laptop so big you can't actually keep it on you lap because it is heavy, the battery life is shit and it becomes too hot. You have to keep it on a table or counter. Tabletops are usually ballcookers as well.
This new Alienware is a real tabletop!
by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011
A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".
I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!
by jazzfan00 July 23, 2006
a sexual encounter involving two males and one female. the female is on all fours giving head to one male laying below her and receiving doggy style from the other. Her flat back serves as table top, holding food for the male entering from behind.
T&R: hey babe, you in for a table top?

G: duh!

T&R: hold on my quesadilla is almost done

G: ok

R: T, hand me a plate and some salsa, lets go!
by sk8a August 04, 2008
When a guy is on all fours on the floor, a girl is lying perpendicular on his back, and another guy is fucking the girl with his power cock.
Hey, let's go table top Lea!
I don't wanna scrape my knees Shree.
by FvS January 30, 2009
A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.
Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.
by Datkid99 October 28, 2009
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