system requirements

the amount of a needed item you require to perform

Damn her system requirements are more than i can handle!

by Icenate February 4, 2004

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.

<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!

by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004

The minimum statistics something must have to run.

System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor

by Ryan February 1, 2004

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.

If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.

by spanky January 28, 2004

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 2, 2004

when a website or anyother computer course explains your computer needs to download a program.

The Sims (Online):

System Requirements
-Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP-

by LaCubanita269 January 28, 2004