36 definitions by Quakeulf

}:3

A water buffalo.

Dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3
Dude 2: Sure is a lot of water buffalos around here.
Dude 1: >:3
Dude 2: Jesus Christ, and a lion!
Dude 1: >:3~
Dude 2: YARRRGH!

by Quakeulf October 15, 2008

oh ship

The "save" (like knee grows) when you are about to say something bad.

dude 1: I changed my MSN pic!
dude 2: OH SHI-
dude 1: oh what?
dude 2: oh ship! I meant ship, really I did!
dude 1: oh, ok.

by Quakeulf April 24, 2007

geck

"Garden of Eden Creation Kit" from Fallout 2.

Get the geck, or get the geck out of here!

by Quakeulf January 19, 2004

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

gangsta wrap

Some kind of ghetto (dangerous/unhealty) food. Not to be confused with gangsta rap.

Gangsta wraps fo shizzle.

by Quakeulf January 9, 2004

backfire

To hit back.

When you are clogging the toilet with your massive, brown logs of divine terror, the brown water that splashes up on your butt and balls is known as a "backfire".

Dayum, that shit really backfired.

by Quakeulf October 30, 2005