swollen property

A chick caught cheating, "red handed" , with a dick in her hand.

He left his old lady cause he walked in the room and she was caught with swollen property.

by lane3192 September 11, 2014

Swollen Zombie

Another term for blue balls.

I was edging and now I have a swollen zombie.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

swollen members

An incredible hip hop group from Van-City/Victoria. The members are Mad Child, Prevail, Rob The Viking, and Moka Only. They have 4 Cd's out right now - Balance, Bad Dreams, Monsters In The Closet, and Heavy. Mad Child started and owns Battle Axe Records, the groups's label.

"Swollen Members are awesome!.."

by K November 29, 2003

swollen pocket

When you have a wallet or pocket full of money.

"I gotta swollen pocket, yo"

"Ma pocket's swoll"

by Anonymous2616 August 9, 2006

Swollen Member

An erect penis

"I gave her some swollen member last night. She loved it"

by RyanSmith February 1, 2009

swollen goods

A pun on the words stolen goods.

Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?"

by Nick J White July 3, 2006

swollen vagina

swollen vagina

when labia is fat

Guy 1: "wow that vagina sure is inflamed"
Guy 2: "swollen vagina"

by ohgodimsnoozingzzzzz March 14, 2020