Swoll 

Ebonics for "Swollen", as in getting "swollen" or "buff" at the gym.

Yo, after a couple months at the Y, i'll be a swoll motherfucka.

Swoll by Phat E November 25, 2002

Swoll 

Something douchebags say to describe themselves as being ripped or jacked

Douchebag: Whoa bro look at me. I'm so swoll
Normal Person: That's great. Shut the fuck up

Swoll by 333,22,1 October 31, 2011

Swoll 

very muscular; jacked; ripped

Swoll by Kevin Rice October 13, 2003

swoll 

To be muscular, jacked, strong etc.

Man, my pockets mo swoll than AC Slater.

swoll by Nosco June 19, 2006

swoll 

A dish made primarly in jail/prison consisting of a base usually of ramen noodles infused with cheese, cornchips, sausage, chili, tuna, etc.

Hey man, wanna throw in on this swoll after lockdown tonite?

swoll by joemommat December 11, 2011

Swoll 

Term used to describe someone with considerable and evident musculature. Not to be confused with cut, meaning someone is very defined but not necessarily swoll.

Did you see Lou Ferrigno over there? Guy's fucking SWOLL!

Swoll by hockeydawg January 12, 2010

swoll 

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.

Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.

swoll by The Talented Mr. H August 30, 2012