swizzly-dumpkins 

a term often associated with something being very cool. comes from the term "sweet swizzly-dumpkins" and can be used as a stand-alone phrase, or shortened simply to "Swizzlies" in nearly any context.

Hector says: B-Rizzle, i copped that fettuccinni new Mac Dre album!

B-Rizzle says: swizzly-dumpkins, cuzzin!

swizzly-dumpkins by B-Rizzle White April 22, 2006

Captain Swizzly 

A.K.A. Swizzlesticks

That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.

Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?

Cpt. S: Arby's.

Rusty: But Arby's su-

Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.

Captain Swizzly by Jackman6of7 November 21, 2019

Shizzly Bear 

The term Shizzly bear, or simply Shizzly is a euphemism for anything related to poo or pooing in the wilderness. First, the root/prefix of shizz is a standard urban reference used as a generic replacement for the word shit. When completed with 'ly and bear, it creates a natural wilderness reference similar to Grizzly bear. Together, shizz and -ly bear frame a subtle and humorous way to conjure a corny laugh from you friends while engaged in wilderness activities. This assumes your friends understand a basic hip-hop culture reference, of course. It's common for the reference to completely go over someone's head and catch up to them at a later point when they laugh out loud (lol). Because of that subtle elegance, this word offers similar humor opportunities to the word turdle. It's great with the appropriate timing but quickly becomes un-funny when over used. Please quit after the first laugh to avoid burning it out.

Shhh.. -fart-
Did you hear that? I think I heard a Shizzly bear.

Or if you have to crap in the woods, simply announce to your friends "Hey, I think the Shizzly bears are closing in"

Shizzly Bear by L.Dub October 22, 2012

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

parallel swizzle by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011