Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

swizzled 

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

swizzled by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011

Swizzled 

To be owned/humiliated and usually decimated.

That kid just got swizzled!

Swizzled by Joe April 12, 2005

Gettin' swizzled. 

Anything you want it to be.

Shane: What are you guys doing?
Monica and Amanda: Gettin' swizzled.
Shane: What is that?
Monica and Amanda: Anything you want it to be...

Gettin' swizzled. by Theswizzlelady August 2, 2011

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

parallel swizzle by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008