A sweet or fruity alcoholic beverage, similar to girly drinks. The sweetness can be evident in the taste, colour, smell, or any combination of the three. Also includes somewhat less feminine drinks, such as any alcoholic beverage containing juice, soda, or energy drinks.
A guy with black spiky hair and a goatee who wears a red shirt. Likes to be a uselesspiece of shit all day and play games, throw fuckin' nancho parties, and put jelly on his hot god. Has a tendency to fall down the stairs.
Sweet Bro - i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit and play all these games
Sweet Bro - FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
Hella Jeff - I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!! I WARNED YOU DOG!
Sweet Bro - IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Hella Jeff - I TOLD YOU MAN, I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!
Sweet bros are a sub-group of the larger and more well-known Douche bag group. Sweet bros are differentiated from the rest of the douche bags by their frequent use of the phrase, "sweet bro" ("how are you?" "I am great" "Sweet Bro."). During the fall and winter months, sweet bros can be found all over the country in their respective homes. However, in the summer they migrate to large metropolitan cities where they engage in "summer sales" where they prowl neighborhoods, going door to door, selling Satellite television service, Pest control, or Security systems. It is important to note that if you are ever approached by a Sweet bro, it's likely because he wants to try and convince you to do summer sales as well so as to increase his pay grade. If this happens, hold totally still; their vision is based on movement. Sweet bros employ many of the token douche bag practices such as fist bumping, staring at themselves in the mirror at the gym, and shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Does that Sweet bro know his hat is cocked slightly to the left?