by Dovahkiin23 November 29, 2011
Something that seems to keep being stolen, but the guards won't put up with it over an arrow to the knee.
by Intelligence001 July 18, 2016
the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.
Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?
Steve: yeah dude.
Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.
by JakE October 23, 2006
Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.
by Shlomo the Jew May 26, 2003
most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
by Larry the Arab May 24, 2003
A person who can be innocent and sweet but is usually devious and slightly evil; their intentions however, are never meant to harm others
She seems like she's so cute and innocent but I saw her laugh when Dan told that dirty joke. She's such a Bitter-sweet Cinnamon roll
by Pickles-Tickles March 22, 2016
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