n. a boxhead.
Swedes are known as boxheads due to their squarish heads.
Often used to describe a thick, dull, brutish fellow that is prone to drunkenness.
That Swede was such a boxhead that he had a Volvo and a Saab.
That Swede's noggin was box-shaped so that is why he was called a boxhead.
Shall we go to Ikea
to see the boxheads?
"Dat Mu'fukka godda mo-hoosive swede goin' own!"
Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!
You look like a Swede!
A person of Gypsy heritage.
Look at that Swede, he stole my fathers potatoes.
Famous for their meaty balls, which they like to bring out for any guests on whatever occaision. Swedes are of a different genus as the rest of europe, which often lands them classified as "Animals" rather than human, a stereotype that is primarily caused by their massive drinking habits, with an ability to down unsurpassed amounts of hard liquor.
Swedes are often offered as a scapegoat for many of the worlds foremost issues, such as the sinking of the Vasa.
Swedes are fat, many are queer, oafs that live their lives looking forward to the Gay Pride festival in July in Stockholm.
Identifying a Swede
- Blonde Hair and Blue Eyes
- An unnatural sense of jealousy towards Norway
- Smell of alcohol on their breath
- Stench of failure
How is a swede similar to semen?
Only one in a million becomes something
n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.
"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"
A wog with a shitty riced up car like an Excel with a drift wing or a GX Imprezza with a WRX bonnet.
Look at that fuckin' swede with his STi shopping trolley. I bet he lives in Sydney