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sweaterfish 

She or he looks hot until the sweater comes off.
The sweaterfish was looking fine until they got home from the wild and she ran out the door from the beer belly hidden under the sweater.
sweaterfish by Beau the Pro March 20, 2022

sweatergawd 

A word that has the same meaning as "swear to god" but spelled differently for personal reasons.
Dartrell: "Bro I'm fixing to get some head on Saturday!"

Chris: "Sweatergawd!"
sweatergawd by febrese clean April 7, 2016

Sweaterman Syndrome 

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility [Scale] substantially.

Sweater Fat 

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.
Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."
Sweater Fat by katexblonde December 8, 2010

sweatergasm 

N: the feeling that one gets when they put on a warm sweater on a cold day
When she put her sweater on she had a major sweatergasm!
sweatergasm by bobert337 December 11, 2011

Sweaterback 

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.
Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.
Sweaterback by Catalllack April 24, 2010