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To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017
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Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
I am pretty swizzled right now.
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003
A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".
As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something
Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!
Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020

The Swazzle Effect 

The moment where one is asked to give examples but their mind goes completely blank
Person A: "Can you give me some examples?"
Person B: "Ugh no my mind just went blank"
Person A: "That's The Swazzle Effect for you."

swizzledick 

A person that is a stupid dickhead
Jerry sure is a swizzledick.
swizzledick by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004