swazzaled

To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.

swazzaled by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011

swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner

Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now

Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Swazzle 

A phenomenon that happens among people who simultaneously think of the same thing at the same time without a significant prior indicator, similar to being on the same "Brainwave".

As the bowl became cashed, we needed an RPT to clean it out. Without saying anything, everyone swazzled, and started to look for a RPT.

Swazzle by Bindi the Jungle Girl June 2, 2011

swizzamed 

when someone drinks too much and becomes drunk.

I was so swizzamed last night i couldn't remeber a thing.

swizzamed by big fellas a hoss December 30, 2008

Skazzled 

adjective used to describe Skazzy3 being shocked about something

Skazzy saw Barry's legs on twitter, and he was pretty skazzled!

Skazzled by SuperM789 February 15, 2020