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Shayne Topp 

A memeber of a YouTube group called Smosh. He has also been on many other shows and movies like, Icarly, Dear lemon Lima, So Random, etc. Many people ship him and fellow Smosh member Courtney Miller, often called Shayney or Shortney.

His first Smosh appearance was in Smosh summer games.
Shayne Topp by The Holy Sprite April 13, 2017

Swagneto 

One who manipulates another's swag, as Magneto Manipulates Metal.
I can not be in the room with him, he abosorbs eveyone else's style and expels it exponentially, he on dat Swagneto.
Swagneto by Salvatore Antithesis January 21, 2014
Acne caused from profuse sweating, typically found in Southern climates.
My forehead looks like Braille from all this swacne.

Like this oily sheen I have isn't attractive enough, bring on a face-full of swacne.
Contracion of 'say not' used as a modal verb.
Ezekiel: Howdy, Luca! How are you doing?
Luca: Hey, I'm pretty good. What's new?
Ezekiel: I came across Melinda yesterday and we had a chat...
Luca: Really? what told she you?
Luca: I ain't gonna tell you. You know that I sayn't what I am told.
sayn't by Ezechiel January 19, 2007

swainbank 

A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)

It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.
swainbank by bentharge March 3, 2011
A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Mr. Swain by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019