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A teenager known for wearing awful attire, this includes: snapback cap (front facing or back),California hoodie or t-shirt, tan colored skinny jeans or shorts, knee high nike socks, and high top shoes. Swagfags appear in groups of 3-5. A group of Swagfags is called a "poodle".
swagfag by Mr. Crunch April 21, 2014
Swagfag
A kid who goes around wearing skinny jeans and snapback baseball caps hardstyle shuffling to progressive house and thinking he's Lil' Wayne. He will often be unemployed and fail at school exams because he thinks his swag will make up for it and he'll be the next popstar, when in reality he'll probably end up giving blowjobs to old men in dark alleys for his earnings and he'll be paying kids to go on his bouncy castle just to make himself feel famous.
Swagfag by BarneyFingeredMyPetHamster November 14, 2012
Swagfag
A person who gets their dressing inspiration from god forbidden rappers like Lil wayne, 2 chainz, Drake, & the list goes on.
They think these rappers are intelligent & can dress themselves. When in all reality, they all like stupid as fuck.
Swagfags go around blasting Lil wayne in their cars, iphones, computers, everywhere. & you'll know its Lil wayne when you hear sirens & the word "nigga" 100,000 times in a row.
The typical Swagfag wardrobe consists of snap backs, skinny jeans - that they sag to their knees, shoes that match their outfit, & tee-shirts that say the word "swag" over and over.
Because they have to let the whole world know that they have swag by wearing the god damn word on their clothes.
They also say "swagggg", "yolo", & "ratchet" every 5 seconds, & when they type they use q's for g's, i's for y's, & a few more.
(example- cant touch miii swaqqqqqqqqqq)
We should use Swagfags to test new products instead of innocent animals.
These are creatures that need to be forbidden & removed from this earth.
They think these rappers are intelligent & can dress themselves. When in all reality, they all like stupid as fuck.
Swagfags go around blasting Lil wayne in their cars, iphones, computers, everywhere. & you'll know its Lil wayne when you hear sirens & the word "nigga" 100,000 times in a row.
The typical Swagfag wardrobe consists of snap backs, skinny jeans - that they sag to their knees, shoes that match their outfit, & tee-shirts that say the word "swag" over and over.
Because they have to let the whole world know that they have swag by wearing the god damn word on their clothes.
They also say "swagggg", "yolo", & "ratchet" every 5 seconds, & when they type they use q's for g's, i's for y's, & a few more.
(example- cant touch miii swaqqqqqqqqqq)
We should use Swagfags to test new products instead of innocent animals.
These are creatures that need to be forbidden & removed from this earth.
Boy: Swaaag moddaa'fuckaaa swag swag swiggity swag.
Girl: Omg, he got dat swagggg dat im looken for. Letz fuck.
Group of friends: Ewww look over there at that Swagfag, & a Swagfag lover. Kill them. Kill them both.
Girl: Omg, he got dat swagggg dat im looken for. Letz fuck.
Group of friends: Ewww look over there at that Swagfag, & a Swagfag lover. Kill them. Kill them both.
Swagfag by Sarcastic little bitch June 9, 2013
The Swatman Strangler
The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.
Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.
The Swatman Strangler by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011
Swagfags
Swagfags symbolize how a seemingly normal human being can follow a trend of meaningless douchebaggery (mostly through peer pressure) in order for them to feel included and give meaning to their lack of achievement.
They are willing so sacrifice their future and their friends just so they can feel included now.
Swagfags are mostly commonly insecure young people (aged 8-17).
Due to the the fact they haven't achieved anything so far in their life and don't have many friends, they give up on trying to achieve something positive and learning proper social skills.
As a result they join the Swag band wagon with certainty that it will somehow make them successful and get them good friends.
And thus the more Swagfags there are, the more easy it is for other kids to become one.
They are willing so sacrifice their future and their friends just so they can feel included now.
Swagfags are mostly commonly insecure young people (aged 8-17).
Due to the the fact they haven't achieved anything so far in their life and don't have many friends, they give up on trying to achieve something positive and learning proper social skills.
As a result they join the Swag band wagon with certainty that it will somehow make them successful and get them good friends.
And thus the more Swagfags there are, the more easy it is for other kids to become one.
Person1: "Wow whats with all the people wearing snapbacks, the same pair of jeans and not giving a crap about their school marks these days?"
Person2: "They think they have SWAG, normal people generally define them as Swagfags. They think having SWAG will get them a future through doing nothing but the style of how they do things"
Person1: "But they don't do anything, well at least nothing helpful?"
Person2: "Exactly"
Swagfag: "ur juz jellos cauz u dun hav SWAG"
Person1 & Person2: Faceplam*
Person2: "They think they have SWAG, normal people generally define them as Swagfags. They think having SWAG will get them a future through doing nothing but the style of how they do things"
Person1: "But they don't do anything, well at least nothing helpful?"
Person2: "Exactly"
Swagfag: "ur juz jellos cauz u dun hav SWAG"
Person1 & Person2: Faceplam*