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swapping the monkey 

a feat of stealth used by thieves to successfully pilfer items atop a pressure plate.
wife speaking to her husband: why is this coffee so weak, were you fucking swapping the monkey with your cup in the coffee maker again? that's it! we're getting a divorce!
swapping the monkey by WordRepoMan January 15, 2013
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Josh Swain 

After April 24th, 2021, there will only be one Josh Swain in America.
Before April 24th: Bro there's 60 people with the name Josh Swain!
After April 24th: What the hell? There's only one Josh Swain now?

swainbank 

A swainbank is a widely recognised standard weight around the cumbrian area (especially keswick)

It amounts to approximately 10 stone wet through. A swainbank may be used in multiples and with additional fractions of a swainbank to give accurate measurement.
I can lift one an a half swainbanks with my right arm, maybe two on a good day.

My cow weighs seven swainbanks, unless its just been milked then itl be half a swainbank less.
swainbank by bentharge March 3, 2011
A male math teacher that is so hot that even his straight male students will come in after school for some extra credit. The name is a combination of the words "sweat" and "pain", two things that his students will definitely experience.
Student A: Man, wasn't that math test that we just had so difficult?
Student B: Yeah, the last time I did something that hard in a math classroom, I was with Mr. Swain.
Mr. Swain by The Baller Sunny D August 13, 2019
Sapinho, from Portuguese “little toad” refers to someone who is both cool in style and cool under pressure. In sport, a Sapinho can refer to a player who is short but very athletic.
Used in the context of sport:

“See number 11 for the opposing team?”

“Yeah, it’s hard to defend against him, he’s such a Sapinho.”
Sapinho by Jimerson Rodrigues February 7, 2021

Swampination 

A special attack move, where one headbangs/headbutts with intent to injure.
Man, Kyle used the Swampination attack last night at Thrash of the Titans!
Swampination by Swampination October 22, 2017