swafo 

that magical area of a thong which covers the gooch or bonch

I enjoy cleaning my swafo while watching the evening news.

swafo by Mo Runty September 12, 2008

seafood snacker 

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

seafood snacker by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Seafox 

A free asbestos poisoning Center in Har Barbour. Also known famoosely for several orgie scandals.

I am so broke that I ate the fruit flies in seafox for weekend dinners

Seafox by lelelololalelulolila March 18, 2020

Shafozzle 

To break; smash or explode.

I want to shafozzle Donald Trump

Shafozzle by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

seafood diet by robin_zib July 30, 2010

swaffeling 

A dutch word for smacking your penis against someone or something.

I woke up in the middle of the night horny as hell, so I started swaffeling my wife's face.

swaffeling by chaddy September 11, 2013

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019