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suture self 

a term for removing one’s own stitches / also applies to stitching one’s own wounds, a less common occurrence than the removal of one's own sutures that were sown in by a healthcare professional
With no universal healthcare, you get a lot of suture self procedures taking place.

Suture self 

What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
Suture self by QuacksO August 16, 2019

Karma Suture 

1. Attempting to stitch up one's torn Karma, before it gets worse.

2. Making a repair to a damaged Karma.
I have been so bad lately, I need a Karma Suture.
Karma Suture by Pammie Cakes January 10, 2010

sturesonn 

When you think you have frineds but no one likes you at all and hates you.
Alex came to school today and found out he was a sturesonn
sturesonn by theman69669 February 23, 2008
Used in a sarcastic way, sounds like the perosn is saying yea, but they mean NO
"can i bum a stoge?"
"suuure"
Suuure by Rumor August 12, 2003

sturefors 

A dangerous place where a girl named mohammed lives. It’s located in Linköping and is a bigger ghetto than skäggetorp. Not even the members of the gang of shottaz dares to come to Sturefors byn... The Iraqi girl has taken over the ort and created one of the biggest drug cartels in Sweden, even pablo escobar feared the girl and the ratchet ppl living in Sturefors
U wanna go to Sturefors? Nah I don’t wanna get killed let’s go to jakobsdal and kick a joint by the jakobsdalsbadet
sturefors by 100gumma March 13, 2021