Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 14, 2021
Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)
by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018
the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.
After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.
Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts
Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts
by Yaahwayy the Great November 16, 2010
The disturbing act whereby a sexual deviant usually waltzes into ones bedroom uninvited and proceeds to commit ungodly acts upon their anus.Perpetrators tend to be discord moderators with depraved ideas and antisocial tendencies .This act can be spontaneous and seemingly without cause. Surprise sex usually leaves the victim in a vegetative state for a period of about three months ,with symptoms of psychological damage lingering even after full recovery.
John-“You were the one who was supposed to pack the Kevlar pants you fricking asswipe!”
Schwartz-“ah shit.”
John-“Now our feeble buttcheeks stand no chance against ‘surprise sex’ tonight!”
Schwartz-“ah shit.”
John-“Now our feeble buttcheeks stand no chance against ‘surprise sex’ tonight!”
by Really fricking weird guy July 30, 2023
Many say it is rape and you're only partially right. It is rape but with a willing victim. More like roleplaying with someone who trusts you. By no means inflict surprise sex on someone without their consent...preferably in writing.
by Death's Stalker September 29, 2007
"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"
by Pedalzlala September 30, 2007